Joke of the month
April 4, 2006 – 10:09 amA funny joke that a friend passed along to me today which I found really funny, so here it goes.
After digging to a depth of 1000 metres last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network a thousand years ago.
Not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, English scientists dug 2000 metres and headlines in the U.K. Papers read: “English scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibres, and have concluded that our ancestors already had an advanced high-tech digital network a thousand years earlier than the Scots.”
One week later, the Indian newspapers reported the following: “After digging as deep as 5000 metres, Indian scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, our ancestors were already using wireless technology.”